Monday, October 23, 2017

Of Course Masturbation is WRONG!

Of course masturbation is wrong! It says so, in all of God's Best-Sellers!

Do you know what instead is, permitted according to the books of God? I’ll tell you. Rape. Rape your way in and stone your way out (as long you're not stupid enough to have 4 witnesses watch you)or just let her father sell her to you for 5 Shekels. Sleeping with 6 year-olds', molesting little boys in church, impregnating a married teenager while she sleeps through artificial insemination with yourself, capturing and raping female dependents (age is just a number) of the men you just murdered for the unfortunate times when you become horny and it so happens that all of your long-term wives and sex slaves or concubines are out of reach.

If you're sexually frustrated, remember to cause as much emotional trauma and physical pain to as many women and children as possible, but UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE WILL YOU ALLOW YOUR HAND TO RAPE YOUR DEFENSELESS PENIS 

Why? Well you shouldn’t ejaculate anywhere except within the womb of a woman. You have to understand that the entire drop of semen is a fully-fledged human, waiting for a warm place to attach itself to, growing into bones covered by flesh, to one day become a future rapist or rapee. (Oooh the joys of being God's great creation).

P.s. Also prohibited is consensual intercourse with a person your own age that you have not either bought or kidnapped.🤔

Also please stay away from having sexual relations with a willing and consenting adult of the same sex instead, rape a child of the opposite sex!!!



Peace!

Tuesday, August 22, 2017

The Violent Peaceful Verse of the Quran

Muslims are famous for misquoting the verse 5:32 from the Quran, claiming that it is indeed a direct command from God, commanding peace and saving humanity. However, it baffles me how no one has even attempted to read the full verse and understand the context in which Muhammad dictated the verse.

Let’s evaluate it below:
Quran - 5:32 Because of that, we decreed upon the Children of Israel that whoever kills a soul unless for a soul or for corruption [done] in the land - it is as if he had slain mankind entirely. And whoever saves one - it is as if he had saved mankind entirely. And our messengers had certainly come to them with clear proofs. Then indeed many of them, [even] after that, throughout the land, were transgressors.

He says:  "We decreed upon the Children of Israel" but they didn't believe him. This is a verse referenced from the Talmud (the code of Jewish law).
Here is the verse from the Talmud:
“Therefore the man was created singly, to teach that he who destroys one soul of a human being, the Scripture considers him as if he should destroy a whole world, and him who saves one soul of Israel, the Scripture considers him as if he should save a whole World.” (Babylonian Talmud) [1]

He also says " Unless for a soul OR CORRUPTION" which is a very vague blanket statement which could lead anybody reading it to take the slaughtering of such individuals as their duty? It doesn't say unless "indicted" or judicially convicted of a heinous crime, does it? 

After referencing the Talmud, Muhammad continues his intentions in the verse immediately after:
Quran - 5:33 “Indeed, the penalty for those who wage war against Allah and His Messenger and strive upon earth [to cause] corruption is none but that they be killed or crucified or that their hands and feet be cut off from opposite sides or that they be exiled from the land. That is for them a disgrace in this world; and for them in the Hereafter is a great punishment”

Muhammad had heard of this verse of the Talmud from traders in Israel that he met during his days as a caravan trader, his wife Kadija (who was a Christian), and all his Jewish neighbors and friends in Mecca and Medina from before he began prophesying his own religion. He simply quoted it, so as to fool the Jewish and Christian communities to make a claim that he is the last of the prophets that hailed from their God.  God was directing only the children of Israel to not kill each other and to save each other. It says nothing about killing anybody that is not Israeli.
He was trying to get the Jews and the Christians to convert to Islam by quoting from their books in a plight to convince them it was their God who was speaking to him. There was a problem with this approach: their God’s name was Yahweh and NOT ALLAH. They however refused. He then said anybody that tries to wage war against Allah (dispute his existence, refuses to believe him, or causes mischief - turning people away from becoming Muslim and exposing Muhammad as a liar), that they be taken and slayed, whilst cutting their hands and feet cut off.
These two verses clearly reveal the arrogance of a man, and not the mercy of an All-Loving god who created all mankind.
Music is haram. Muhammad hated the Jews and the Christians who used to sing and dance inside Churches and Synagogues, therefore he made music haram. In fact there's a verse he mumbled talking about exactly that. He dictated to his followers that emulating the Non-Muslims in anyway was not permissible with grave punishments for those who did. Do you know what he preferred Muslims doing? Killing! That to him was a permitted past time. To murder anybody that doesn't believe in the religion.
Quran (2:191-193) - "And kill them wherever you find them, and turn them out from where they have turned you out. And Al-Fitnah [disbelief or unrest] is worse than killing...
Quran (2:216) - "Fighting is prescribed for you, and ye dislike it. But it is possible that ye dislike a thing which is good for you, and that ye love a thing which is bad for you. But Allah knoweth, and ye know not."
There are 107 more verses just like those, where Muhammad is asking his followers to kill everybody who doesn't follow the religion.

The Muslims who don't kill are not following the religion as it should be followed. They are generally peaceful people. Only about 1% of all humans are even capable of taking the life of another human. Sociopaths, Psychopaths, and/or cold blooded killers are not rampant in society. So when you say a doctor treats Non-Muslim patients without killing them; he is being human. All countries usually have just 1% of the population as murderers who make their way into jail. Muslims are human, despite the death cult religion they follow.


For those Muslims who say we are only to kill when attacked. Fact is there’s plenty of verses that antagonize and instigate the unbelievers to retaliate to save their women, children and livelihoods. An eye for an eye will make the whole blind. Muslims persecuted, destroyed, exiled, stole from, captured women and children as slaves, forced Jewish tribes to pay Jiziya, turned them in to slaves and murdered them. Ask yourself, how you would feel if you allowed a refugee to come in to your community to protect them and all off a sudden this refugee turns around making you a prisoner in your own home. Wouldn’t you want to try and get them to leave? This is all the Jewish people did. They were trying to work with the Qureysh to get him extradited back to Mecca so they can have their village back, but when all they were doing was to get him extradited to face justice in his home community, they got killed. 800 little boys and men were slaughtered with the women and children left defenseless. This is not god, for it was God, he wouldn’t be so dependent on Muhammad. He would have spoken to all his people and saved their lives. This was Muhammad with an urge to rule Mecca and doing what he can (just like Hitler did) to get to the top. 


Monday, August 21, 2017

Ten clues Muhammad orated the Quran himself

33:36 - Muhammad and God decides? Didn't know Muhammad was God's consultant, thought he was just a messenger

The god has created male and female - not all species have male and female.. some are asexual some have both, some don't have defined sexes

That no species lives for ever. Some sea creatures still undiscovered at that time, do in fact live for ever, like the lobster and sea urchin. They only die if eaten or have their habitat destroyed

Had no knowledge of DNA or that children were half and half of both parents. He seemed to think children were seeds of the father

33:50 and 51. First he gives himself unlimited women and then recants his statement almost immediately. Surely a God will not be intimidated by Muhammad's follower's opinion?

If God was able to grant Muhammad everything he wanted, like women, war booty, his cousin, permit him to marry Aisha, fly him on a Mule to heaven... and all of that.. How come he was never able to give him a living male successor?

quran 9:30 The Jews say, "Ezra is the son of Allah "; and the Christians say, "The Messiah is the son of Allah ." That is their statement from their mouths; they imitate the saying of those who disbelieved [before them]. May Allah destroy them; how are they deluded?

- Why is Allah talking about himself? Why not say: "I will destroy them"?









Wednesday, August 16, 2017

Sex Slaves for Muhammad's Henchmen

Islam was invented by a narcissistic dictator who didn't want his henchmen "followers" distracted by peaceful activities like listening to music, playing a game of cards or relaxing with a glass of wine. So he gave them plenty of coitus, sanctioning it 27 times in the Quran. As we all know, a God, loves reiterating his rewards, for no reason at all. Well, every time he changed his mind or if he wanted to stretch the rules to please his 'Henchmen'.

Muhammad:"You can have 4 wives" (Quran 4:3)
Muhammad's Henchmen: "Not enough!"

Muhammad:"You can 4 wives and any number of captive slave women." (Quran 23:5-6)
Muhammad's Henchmen: "That's not enough! We need more if we're going to make you the rich ruler of Mecca"

Muhammad:"You can have 4 wives... plenty of captive slave women, and all the virgin orphan girls that you wish to marry?" (Quran 4:3)
Muhammad's Followers: "Nah!"

Muhammad:"How about sex with any woman even married women, if any the women above are not with you, you know when you get Ho.....with some sort of payment to her? Now remember, I am by no means, sanctioning prostitution. Just compensation ;) (Quran 4:24)
Muhammad's Followers: "But where will we get the money to pay the "Compensation"?"

Muhammad:"I will make the infidels pay Jizya 
(Quran 9:29) and make the Muslims pay Zakat (Quran 9:60)? Would this be enough?"
Muhammad's Followers: "Sounds good, but what else can you bribe us with?"

Muhammad:"How about I also make your women your possession; a decreed sent by "God" himself? Therefore they will not be allowed to as much as breathe in the presence of another man, and that you can beat her, should she refuse sex with you?" (Q - 4:34 and 38:44, Sahih Bukhari 72:715)
Muhammad's Followers: "Hmmm.... you're getting warmer. We like possessing our women like property"

Muhammad:"How about all the women you had on earth plus 72 virgins and 1000's of captive slaves in heaven too?"(Sunan al-Tirmidhi Vol. IV, ch. 21, hadith 2687)
Muhammad's Followers: "And what else?"

Muhammad:"All the women you can possibly have sex with, and I'll give back all the things like music, wine and plenty of pork in heaven?" (Quran 37:46-47, 69:24)
Muhammad's Followers: "Yum! We can't wait to die to feast on the things we used to love so much"

Muhammad:"I will also ensure that you are free to steal from passing caravans and keep 75% of all war booty? 
Giving Allah ;) and myself the other 25% of course?" (Quran 8:41)
Muhammad's Henchmen:"Now we're talking, oh Muhammad, Oh, wise one!"

Muhammad:"Now, do you guys mind if I marry more than 4 wives, have unlimited sex slaves (Quran 33:50), marry my step - daughter-in-law (Quran 33:37) and a 6 year old (Sahih (Darussalam), Ref: Sunan an-Nasa'i 3378, Book 26, Hadith 183, Eng.: Vol. 4, Book 26, Hadith 3380)?
My dick is really tiny and doesn't reach all the way up a grown woman, I can't seem to reach far up there to plant my seed and make anybody pregnant!" (There is a Hadith on this topic, where Muhammad claims he can't impregnate a woman and is looking forward to the new spoils of war to find a virgin slave girl that he may make her pregnant. When I find it again, I will post the number) 
Muhammad's Followers: "Yeah sure go ahead, as long as your imaginary friend, Allah approves, we're ok!"

Muhammad:"Oh! Yes he does! He does! See, he's revealing a verse now to approve it all!" 
Muhammad's Followers:"Oh! Thank you, our lord Muhammad!" You're truly the perfect man!"

Muhammad:"Oh, BTW, since my imaginary friend was completely accepting of your requests for sexual indulgences and wealth, to ensure you spend the rest of your time fighting for me, I mean; him, he insists on taking away some of the distractions.  
Muhammad's Followers: " Like what, oh great prophet?"

Muhammad:"Nothing that you will miss, harmless, insignificant things like Music (Q 31:6), Playing Cards (Q 5:90), Drinking (Q 22:2), Gambling (Q 5:90), drawing and art (Q 5:90) and mixing with the enemies - the Non-Believers (Q 5:80). They're all pigs and apes anyway (Q 5:60).  All of these activities will be haram! Completely forbidden according to my imaginary friend, until we get to heaven of course! 
Muhammad's Followers: "We're not entirely happy. Those things are fun and we need to unwind sometimes" 

Muhammad: “Well, you can still enjoy other fun sadistic activities that are physically injurious to the apostates and the infidels like: Murder (Q 9:6), Decapitation (Q 8:12), Mutilation(Q 5:33), Hatred (Q 3:56), Raping of war widows (Q 4:24), Pedophilia (Q 65:4), and Exhibitionism (Q 70:29-30) will be halal for you all. You can kill time by literally killing those infidels. Ha Ha Ha
You’re free to kill anybody that you wish who does not take me as their ruler, I mean messenger of my imaginary friend!” Besides all these evils acts, inches me closer to taking over Mekkah again, avenging my uncles for taking my wealth away from me, after my father, mother, and grandfather died, remember?" 
Muhammad's Followers: "No problem Muhammad; you're a perfect man.  You may grant yourself anything you want, as long as you give us what we want, master."

That's how Muhammad became ruler of Mekkah and Medina!


Tuesday, August 15, 2017

God Takes A Grade 5 Science Exam

 Part I. - Difficulty Level - 1

1)     Question: What shape is the earth?
Answer: Q. 2:22 Who made the earth a bed for you, and the heaven a roof
(WRONG)

2)     Question: How does night and day happen?
Answer: Q. 23:31 “And He it is Who created the night and the day, and the sun and the moon. They float, each in an orbit.”
(WRONG – the sun does NOT orbit the earth)

3)     Question: Does this mean the earth remains stationary?
Answer: Have We not made the earth as a wide expanse, And the mountains as pegs? (Surah 78:6-7 Yusuf Ali)
(WRONG – the earth is NOT PEGGED DOWN BY MOUNTAINS, IT ROTATES AROUND THE SUN AND THE MOON AROUND THE EARTH – BUT REALLY HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO KNOW THIS RIGHT?)

4)     Question: Where does the sun go at night?
Answer: Qur'an 36:37-40 A token unto them is night. We strip it of the day, and lo! they are in darkness. And the sun runneth on unto a resting-place for him.
(WRONG)

5)     Question: Where is this place of rest for the sun?
Answer: Qur'an 18:86 Till, when he reached the setting-place of the sun, he found it setting in a muddy spring, and found a people thereabout.
(WRONG)

6)     Question: What does the moon do?
Answer: Qur'an 91:1-2 By the Sun and his (glorious) splendour; By the Moon as she follows him;
(WRONG - STOP ASSIGNING SEXES TO CELESTIAL BODIES. WHY CAN'T THE BIGGER OBJECT BE THE FEMALE?)

7)     Question: How old is the earth?
Answer: Qur'an 21:30 Do not the Unbelievers see that the heavens and the earth were joined together (as one unit of creation), before we clove them asunder? We made from water every living thing. Will they not then believe?
(WRONG – the earth is 9 billion years younger than the universe and did not form when the universe formed)

8)     Question: Where does the moon get it’s light from?
Answer: Qur'an 10:5 He it is Who appointed the sun a splendour and the moon a light, and measured for her stages, that ye might know the number of the years, and the reckoning.
(WRONG – the moon is illuminated by the sun’s light and is not a light of its own. The shadow of the earth is what causes its stages. A lunar year is shorter than a solar year. Going by the lunar calendar, you will end up with more years than there actually is)

9)      Question: How are humans formed?
Answer:
a) Qur'an 15:26 We created man from sounding clay, from mud molded into shape;
b) Qur'an 3:59 He created him of dust, then He said unto him: Be! and he is.
c) Water?
d) Sorry I can’t remember L
(WRONG)

 Part II. - Difficulty Level - 2 

10) Question: Where does sperm come from?
Answer: Qur'an 86:6-7 He is created from a drop emitted - Proceeding from between the backbone and the ribs 
(WRONG) LOLOLOL

11)   Question: How are babies formed?
Answer: Qur'an 23:13 Then placed him as a drop (of seed) [nutfah] in a safe lodging;
(WRONG)
(So you mean to say that a single sperm out of that drop does not meet an egg (ovum) inside the fallopian tube which it then fertilizes swimming down, multiplying …..)

12)  Question: Explain Embryology
Answer: a) First we placed him as a sperm-drop in a firm lodging.
                b) Then We made the sperm-drop into a clinging clot,
                c) and We made the clot into a lump
                d) we made [from] the lump, bones,
                e) and We covered the bones with flesh
                f) then We developed him into another creation
(WRONG)
Correct Answer would be
a)      Before any placing happens, fertilization occurs. Single sperm (not the entire drop) meets an egg and fertilizes it.
b) Then We made the sperm-drop into a clinging clot – Before it even begins to cling there are many stages proceeding the formation of the umbilical cord. We do not become a clot of blood, the fertilized egg embeds in to the wall of the womb to be nourished until the umbilical cord forms during the 7th week of pregnancy. Almost two months later. In fact, we don't even have blood in our systems until the 7th week. 
c) and We made the clot into a lump.- Lump of what?
d) we made [from] the lump, bones - Bones or soft bone (cartilage) forms together with vital organs and muscles. Hardened bones don't appear until the 3rd trimester. 
e) and We covered the bones with flesh. We aren’t making cake figurines here, kid!
f) then We developed him into another creation – How does a God skip all the stages of embryonic development and expect to pass this test?

13) Question: How did you reach this conclusion 1400 years ago?
Answer: Well one of my messenger's companions was a physician who studied in Assyria where they taught discoveries made by this Greek guy called Hippocrates who lived between 460-370 BC. He studied human embryology in great depth and his teachings were widespread throughout the region at that time. 

Here are his teachings:
“1st stage: "Sperm is a product which comes from the whole body of each parent, weak sperm coming from the weak parts, and strong sperm from the strong parts."[4]
2nd stage: "The seed (embryo), then, is contained in a membrane ... Moreover, it grows because of its mother's blood, which descends to the womb. For once a woman conceives, she ceases to menstruate..."[5] 3rd stage: "At this stage, with the descent and coagulation of the mother's blood, flesh begins to be formed, with the umbilicus."[6]
4th stage: "As the flesh grows it is formed into distinct members by breath ... The bones grow hard ... moreover they send out branches like a tree ..."[7]”

Also many people used to study miscarried fetuses. How else do you think I got away with incorrect, yet vague scientific statements that my silly creations believe could not have been known at that time?

(Correct) 

Me: So wait a minute! It says that babies are a mixture of both the mother and father and that hardened bones form towards the end of gestation, which would be more accurate than what you said! How then, did you manage to get it so wrong?? 

God: See, I was an illiterate person, and wasn’t able to read it myself. I just repeated things I over heard from people I met during my 30 years as a caravan trader. I used to spend months on a camel travelling to Jerusalem, Egypt and Assyria. 

Me: “Hold on a second here! You’re not supposed to be Muhammad; you’re supposed to be God! Why would you need him to tell you anything? You created us didn’t you? You should know this already and more??”

God: “Yeah well… About that…….”

Final Score: 1/13- FAILED!

I’LL GIVE GOD AN A+ FOR SCHIZOPHRENIA, ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE, NARCISSISTIC PERSONALITY DISORDER, GRANDIOSE PERSONALITY DISORDER, BIPOLAR, MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER, PSYCHOPATHIC DISORDER, ANTISOCIAL DISORDER, LEARNING DIFFICULTY, ADHD, ADD, AND DEMENTIA.


PLEASE SEE A BRAIN SURGEON/THERAPIST/PSYCHIATRIST AFTER CLASS AND DON’T COME BACK! 

Debunking Islam - Allah is not real.


Recently, I got questioned by a Muslim, or more so asked why I left the religion. I was told that I only left it, because I have no knowledge of the ideology, don't understand it and should have been "guided' back to the correct path.

I brought up a single verse from the Quran; the one that disgusts me most (70:29-30) and ended it there. It's a verse that talks about revealing one's privates to only the wives and the captive slave women. This verse cannot be disputed, taken 'out-of'-context' or misinterpreted in anyway. It is clear command from "A-God" permitting men to show their penis to captive slave women.

I was sent a long explanation for the specific verse, which demanded a longer response from me, giving birth to this blog.


Here are more verses in the Quran talking about sex with captive slave women.

Quran (33:50) - "O Prophet! We have made lawful to thee thy wives to whom thou hast paid their dowers; and those (slaves) whom thy right hand possesses out of the prisoners of war whom Allah has assigned to thee"

Do you honestly think that Allah – a god will concern himself with the sex lives of his men, assigning women as commodities to men as and when they became sexually frustrated?

Ask your wife/mother/sister/daughter/girlfriends/ if any of them will be willing to sleep with the man that killed you? Or if she would have to be raped first (forced to have sex) before she goes near the man that murders you? The emotions that are; will not subside or change regardless of the length of time that passes. Not three days, not three weeks, not three months, not three years and not even three decades later will any woman in a her right mind be consenting towards having sexual relations with her loved one’s  murderer.

Quran (23:5-6) - "..who abstain from sex, except with those joined to them in the marriage bond, or (the captives) whom their right hands possess..."

Again what kind of a God plays Russian roulette with women who have just lost everything and everyone they have known and loved? Do you actually believe that a God who created everybody will be that evil????

Quran (4:24) - "And all married women (are forbidden unto you) save those (captives) whom your right hands possess.

In other words even married slave women are for easy picking if they’re you’re slaves! I am a woman, not married, I am waiting for the right man to come along. Even now, if someone goes as far as touches me in appropriately I will slap him. How do you think these women and (today’s Yazidi women and even children as young as nine, felt when they were forced to sleep with men that just murdered their husbands/sons/fathers/brothers?

A sexual act, rape or exhibitionism will always be just that, in the crudest forms. A piece of paper or the circumstances of the woman involved DOES NOT, I REPEAT DOES NOT take away from what is happening. I.e. showing your privates to your numerous wives (women who you have signed a piece of paper with) and to numerous slave women who want NO PART in seeing your privates does not justify it. Showing your privates to numerous unwilling, yes unwilling viewers is NUDITY, LEWDNESS, PROMISCUITY, INDECENCY AND  IS A SIGN OF A BEHAVIORAL DISORDER!


Just because a woman does not follow Islam DOES NOT MAKE IT ‘OK’ to show her, your penis! She is still human. She still has feelings and above all SHE HAS TO THE RIGHTS TO OWN HER VIRGINA AND NOBODY, NO GOD, NO MUHAMMAD , NO BOOK CAN SAY OTHERWISE!

Another human being, shouldn't believe that they own someone else's sexual organs. Trying to dictate to somebody who they sleep with, is a fascist, misogynistic, totalitarian, dictator.  THESE ARE CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY, WAR CRIMES, AND SEX CRIMES. 

A real god who made her will not be gifting  her vagina to murderous men that do not and cannot own the rights to her sexual organs. NOTHING CAN JUSTIFY THIS. NOTHING!

Narrated Anas bin Malik: The Prophet used to pass by (have sexual relation with) all his wives in one night, and at that time he had nine wives. Volume 7, Book 62, Number 142

Muslims always look at Hugh Hefner (Play Boy Mansion Owner) with disgust and detest. Muslims see him as a sick, man. He too sleeps with numerous women on a daily basis, gives them food and a place to live with conditions. They too are not allowed to see other men and are pretty much slaves of Hugh Hefner.  

I ask Muslims what is the difference between Hugh Hefner and Muhammad??? Muhammad’s house in Medina was no different to the Play Boy Mansion in the US today. Muhammad housed multiple women, multiple wives and sex slaves that came and went. He slept with all of them during a single night and each woman had a separate room.  He fed them, clothed them and controlled their lives in every aspect.

Narrated Abu Said Al-Khudri: We got female captives in the war booty and we used to do coitus interruptus with them. So we asked Allah's Apostle about it and he said, "Do you really do that?" repeating the question thrice, "There is no soul that is destined to exist but will come into existence, till the Day of Resurrection." Volume 7, Book 62, Number 137

These slave women were not only raped repeatedly by their captors (who murdered their loved male family members) but they also had no choice in the matter of carrying the children of these murderous men.

They lived their entire lives with a constant reminder of the brutality they suffered and continued to suffer because Muhammad believed that semen have souls as seen below!


Abu Sa'id al-Khudri (Allaah be pleased with him) reported: Mention was made about al-'azl in the presence of Allaah's Messenger (sallAllaahu alayhi wa sallam), whereupon he said: Why any one of you practises it? (He did not say: One of you should not do it), for there is no created soul, whose creator is not Allaah. Volume 7, Book 62, Number 148

Narrated 'Aisha: Allah's Apostle said, "O followers of Muhammad! There is none, who has a greater sense of Ghira (self-respect) than Allah, so He has forbidden that His slave commits illegal sexual intercourse or His slave girl commits illegal sexual intercourse. O followers of Muhammad! If you but knew what I know, you would laugh less and weep more!"

What is considered illegal? Oh right, a grown up adult choosing to give her body and find comfort in the arms of somebody other than the murderous man who possesses her against her will? Wanting to be with someone other than the men who just murdered her entire family is illegal? You mean that is illegal?

You can also see from that verse that Aisha herself knew much more than she was willing to let out, and found Muhammad’s teachings to be incompatible with society of that time.

This God of yours sure seems to be so concerned with micromanaging people’s sex life than he is about world peace, health and safety, infant mortality, or even his other creations that lived on other continents that he had no knowledge of. He seemed to have completely forgotten them when revealing his book. The only people mentioned in the Quran are the Jews, Pagans, Sabeans and Christians. Surprisingly, these were the only demographics of people who lived in and around the vicinity of Mekkah and Medina at that time.

He failed to mention:
·         The INDIANS (HINDUS) – Today’s population of 1.3 billion people
·         THE CHINESE (BUDDHISTS, CONFUSCIOUS, ATHEISTS) – Today’s population of 1.4 billion people
·         The AFRICAN CONTINENT (VARIOUS TRIBAL RELIGIONS) – Population of 1.3 billion people
·         SOUTH AMERICAN COUNTRIES (VARIOUS TRIBAL/PAGANIST RELIGIONS) – Population of close to 0.5 Billion people
·         NORTH AMERICA – (SPIRTUALISM BY NATIVE AMERICANS, MAYANS, VARIOUS OTHER RELIGIONS) – Today’s population of close to 0.4 billion people.
·         REST OF ASIA NOT INCLUDING INDIA, CHINA, AND SAUDIA ARABIA (MANY DIFFERENT DYNASTY’S AND MOGHUL EMPIRES) – Today’s population of 1.6 Billion (Philippines, Japan, Than countries, Thailand, Malaysia, Indonesia, Korea.
These are all regions/people that were not mentioned in the book by a universal god. He seemed content with them living in oblivion of his existence.

Do you honestly think that people’s sex drive and a woman’s virgina was his biggest concern? Wouldn’t it have been better for him to spend his time making sure all his creations knew of him as their creator, if praise and worship was so important for him?  

Moving on to a different subject now. If this God, was in fact a God, then he needs to validate himself by passing at least a bare minimum basic grade-5 science test, before he can tell me what I can eat, how I can dress, and who I can sleep with. (All traits that remind me of a possessive man than an all-knowing, all great, all righteous God, if you ask me)

Let’s do this science test and see how he fairs

1)    Question: What shape is the earth?
Answer: Q. 2:22 Who made the earth a bed for you, and the heaven a roof
(WRONG)

2)    Question: How does night and day happen?
Answer: Q. 23:31 “And He it is Who created the night and the day, and the sun and the moon. They float, each in an orbit.”
(WRONG – the sun does NOT orbit the earth)

3)    Question: Does this mean the earth remains stationary?
Answer: Have We not made the earth as a wide expanse, And the mountains as pegs? (Surah 78:6-7 Yusuf Ali)
(WRONG – the earth is NOT PEGGED DOWN BY MOUNTAINS, IT ROTATES AROUND THE SUN AND THE MOON AROUND THE EARTH – BUT REALLY HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO KNOW THIS RIGHT?)

4)    Question: Where does the sun go at night?
Answer: Qur'an 36:37-40 A token unto them is night. We strip it of the day, and lo! they are in darkness. And the sun runneth on unto a resting-place for him.
(WRONG)

5)    Question: Where again Allah, is this place of rest for the sun?
Answer: Qur'an 18:86 Till, when he reached the setting-place of the sun, he found it setting in a muddy spring, and found a people thereabout.
(WRONG)

6)    Question: What does the moon do?
Answer: Qur'an 91:1-2 By the Sun and his (glorious) splendour; By the Moon as she follows him;
(WRONG)

7)    Question: How old is the earth?
Answer: Qur'an 21:30 Do not the Unbelievers see that the heavens and the earth were joined together (as one unit of creation), before we clove them asunder? We made from water every living thing. Will they not then believe?
(WRONG – the earth is 9 billion years younger than the universe and did not form when the universe formed)

8)    Question: Where does the moon get it’s light from?
Answer: Qur'an 10:5 He it is Who appointed the sun a splendour and the moon a light, and measured for her stages, that ye might know the number of the years, and the reckoning.
(WRONG – the moon is illuminated by the sun’s light and is not a light of its own. The shadow of the earth is what causes its stages. A lunar year is different and shorter from a solar year. Going by the lunar calendar, you will end up with more years than there actually is)

9)    Question: How are humans formed?
Answer:
a) Qur'an 15:26 We created man from sounding clay, from mud molded into shape;
b) Qur'an 3:59 He created him of dust, then He said unto him: Be! and he is.
c) Water?
d) Sorry I can’t remember 
(WRONG)

Moving to Grade 8 - Part II. Let’s see how you do with this?

10)  Question: Where does sperm come from?
Answer: Qur'an 86:6-7 He is created from a drop emitted- Proceeding from between the backbone and the ribs 
(WRONG – I am not even going to explain this to you)

11) Question: How are babies formed?
Answer: Qur'an 23:13 Then placed him as a drop (of seed) [nutfah] in a safe lodging;
(WRONG)
(So you mean to say that a single sperm out of that drop does not meet an egg (ovum) inside the Fallopian tube which it then fertilizes swimming down, multiplying …..)

12) Question: Explain Embryology
Answer: a) First we placed him as a sperm-drop in a firm lodging.
                b) Then We made the sperm-drop into a clinging clot,
                c) and We made the clot into a lump
                d) we made [from] the lump, bones,
                e) and We covered the bones with flesh
                f) then We developed him into another creation
(WRONG)
a)    Before any placing happens, fertilization occurs. Single sperm (not the entire drop) meets an egg and fertilizes it.
b) Then We made the sperm-drop into a clinging clot – Before it even begins to cling there are many stages. We do not become a clot of blood, we simply are embedded in the wall of blood along the womb to be nourished by until the umbilical cord forms in the 7th week of pregnancy. Almost two months later. In fact we do not even have blood in our systems until the 7th week.
c) and We made the clot into a lump.- Lump of what?
d) we made [from] the lump, bones - Bones or soft bone (cartilage) forms together with vital organs and muscles. Bones are not formed first and then covered!
e) and We covered the bones with flesh. We aren’t making clay statues here, kid!
f) then We developed him into another creation – Skip all the stages like zygote, blastocyst, forming of organs, first beat of the heart.. just skip it all, and expect to pass this test?

13) Question: How did you reach this conclusion 1400 years ago?
Answer: One of Muhammad's companions was a doctor who studied in Assyria. Medicine back then was very primitive, but findings by a Greek creation of mine made me look smart. Hippocrates who lived between 460-370 BC studied human embryology in great depth and his teachings were available for all physicians of that time. I overheard the doctor companion of Muhammad relating all he learned to him.

“1st stage: "Sperm is a product which comes from the whole body of each parent, weak sperm coming from the weak parts, and strong sperm from the strong parts."[4]
2nd stage: "The seed (embryo), then, is contained in a membrane ... Moreover, it grows because of its mother's blood, which descends to the womb. For once a woman conceives, she ceases to menstruate..."[5] 3rd stage: "At this stage, with the descent and coagulation of the mother's blood, flesh begins to be formed, with the umbilicus."[6]
4th stage: "As the flesh grows it is formed into distinct members by breath ... The bones grow hard ... moreover they send out branches like a tree ..."[7]”

Also many people used to study miscarried fetuses at all stages of development. My creations are smart I tell you. How else do you think I got away with logical fallacies that you people believe could not have been known at that time?

(Correct – So wait a minute! It is said that babies are a mixture of both male and female and that hardened bones form only towards the end, which is quite accurate. How then, did you manage to get it so wrong?? See I was an illiterate person, and wasn’t able to study it myself, I just repeated things I remembered hearing through other traders along my travels during the 30 odd years that I was a caravan trader whilst making my way to Jerusalem, Egypt and Assyria)

Me: “Hold On a second here! You’re not supposed to be Muhammad; you’re supposed to be God! Why would you need him to tell you anything? You created us didn’t you? You should know this already and more??”
God: “Yeah well… About that…….”

Final Score: 1/13- FAILED!

I’LL GIVE GOD AN A+ FOR SCHIZOPHRENIA,  ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE, NARCISSISTIC PERSONALITY DISORDER, GRANDIOSE PERSONALITY DISORDER, BIPOLAR, MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER, PSYCHOPATHIC DISORDER, ANTISOCIAL DISORDER AND DEMENTIA.

PLEASE SEE A BRAIN SURGEON/THERAPIST/PSYCHIATRIST AFTER CLASS AND DON’T COME BACK!
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Now as a God let’s see what else you didn’t seem to know:
1)    Cures for common colds?
2)    Fact that sleeping with multiple sexual partners at once can transfer STDs and Aids
3)    The fact that boiling water can sterilize germs and diseases for young infants who may have lived if you bothered to mention it even once. Infant mortality rate was high due to bad hygiene levels in towns and cities where water used to flow. This is why babies had a higher chance of survival nursed by Bedouins females in the dry deserts where germs couldn’t exist. But! Hey you seemed more interested in boiling water to cook Kuffars, than to save a Muslim baby’s life. Oh well, God!
4)    Cleanliness and Hygiene – You would much rather ask parents to chop off foreskin and labia than ask them to wash down there with warm water, which would have kept it clean during a time before soap and body wash.
5)    Since you went into detail about people's sex life, eating patterns, permitted drinks, and how to wash one's rear end and how to human traffic, why stopped you from giving out the simple formula for soap. Oil and baking soda (a naturally occurring chemical) when combined, makes basic soap. You did know this right?
6)     Hell you seem to love repeating yourself a 109 instances when it comes to murdering infidels and apostates, whilst emphasizing your hatred towards these people, and you couldn’t just once give the cure for the common cold to you believing men and women?
7)    How about education rights for all? May be ensure that widowed women were able to work and own businesses like your late wife Kadija was able to do before she met you and before you cooked up your own religion? Oooppss! Sorry… I meant to say before your esteemed messenger’s late wife… I find it hard to distinguish you as a separate entity from your messenger. Why did you reduce their existence to mere sex servants for your men?
God: “Oh, how else would I have become esteemed dictator of Arabia, if I didn’t bribe them with women and money? I loved instilling fear that they will burn in an eternal hell if they didn’t do what I asked. LOLOL I wouldn’t have had as many henchmen if I didn’t make sure they were sexually satisfied all the time. This is why those fools were loyal and willing to die for me! Duh!
Me: So is this God I am talking to or just Muhammad?

Verses of Terror
Quran 8:12 [Remember] when your Lord inspired to the angels, "I am with you, so strengthen those who have believed. I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieved, so strike [them] upon the necks and strike from them every fingertip."

You mean there is no need to even attack you? You are willing to kill them just because they wouldn’t believe you exist, without proof? WOW

Quran 47:4 "So when you meet those who disbelieve strike necks until, when you have inflicted slaughter upon them"

So listening to Music you frown upon? A harmless, communal bringing-together activity that hurts no one, but you would rather your men just go out and kill for fun instead? WOW

Quran (2:191-193) - "And kill them wherever you find them, and turn them out from where they have turned you out. And Al-Fitnah  is worse than killing.

How is a harmlessly disbelieving in something more deadly than actually killing somebody? You do realize you’re acting like an arrogant, egotistic, narcissistic prick right?  

Quran (2:216) - "Fighting is prescribed for you, and ye dislike it. But it is possible that ye dislike a thing which is good for you, and that ye love a thing which is bad for you

God can’t prescribe a single cure for any diseases but, he prescribes murder instead? WOW

Quran (3:151) - "Soon shall We cast terror into the hearts of the Unbelievers, for that they joined companions with Allah, for which He had sent no authority".

If you really didn’t want any other associates, why then did you not show yourself to everyone in the world, so that they will believe you??? Shouldn't your existence or non-existence be resolved so that they be judged on their morality when they die? If you're God, you're God. What was the necessity to play hide-and-seek. Were you shy? I would think not! 

Quran 23:14 – “……So blessed is Allah, the best of creators.”
You mean there other creators? So, this is a popularity contest between you and the rest of them? Wow, no wonder you’re so insecure and jealous.

“The Believers are but a single Brotherhood” (49:10) – Segregation between those minority stupid enough to buy your story without evidence and the billions of others who want proof?

“Are those who know equal to those who know not?” (39:09)- Again same thing. You really love instigating gate and inequality,y don’t you?

“Is the blind equal to the one who sees  Or darkness equal to light?” (13:16) - So now you hate blind people too?

“A believing slave is superior to an unbeliever (speaking of a prospective wife) 2:221 – Superiority complex much?

Much of the Quran is devoted to distinguishing Muslims from non-Muslims and impugning the latter.  Among other things, non-Muslims are said to be diseased (2:10), perverse (2:99), stupid (2:171) and deceitful (3:73).

Verse 7:176 compares unbelievers to "panting dogs" with regard to their idiocy and worthlessness.

Verse 7:179 says they are like "cattle" only worse.

Verse 9:28 says the unbelievers are unclean.

Verse 6:111 says they are ignorant.

Verse 23:55 says they are helpers of the devil.

Verse 5:60 even says that Allah transformed Jews of the past into apes and pigs.  This is echoed by verses 7:166 and 2:65.  

Three claps for arrogance, name calling and instigating hatred

Why I don’t believe the God of Islam is really a God, or that there are any God/s at all:
·        
      Basically, the God of Islam only knew what Muhammad knew.
·         He failed science and lacked understanding of anything he created
·         He didn’t seem to have any knowledge for the existence of the rest of his creations that didn’t reside within the vicinity of Mekkah and Medina
·         He has ZERO MORALITY
·         He lacked ZERO EMOTION
·         He forbade, music, consenting sex, eating pork, drinking alcohol (which is in many medicines, is an antiseptic and could have sterilized blades during circumcision, thereby saving 1000’s of little lives back then), PLAYING CARDS & GAMBLING, GAMES, AND DANCING,
·         ALL ACTIVITIES THAT BRING PEOPLE TOGETHER, HELPS THEM RELAX, SAVING LIVES, WHILST CREATING A PEACEFUL COMMUNITY OF DIVERSITY AND LOVE
·         Instead he promotes rape, slavery, murder, heinous crimes against disbelieving men, women and children, segregation, racism, domestic abuse, sexism, apartheid, genocide and the promotion of mass slaughter of billions of his own creations because they refuse to believe he exists without a shred of evidence.

I have higher standards for a God. I expect that a God be better than the likes of Mahatma Gandhi, Buddha, Martin Luther King, Abraham Lincoln (who actually abolished slavery); and other renowned individuals who fought for the rights of  everyone peacefully. When a God likens himself to Hitler, Stalin, Lenin and Moa, I have serious doubts as to the validity of this divine being. Makes one wonder if he was just the fictitious character made up by another ruthless dictator who was nothing more than a power hungry, woman crazy, greedy man whose only goal in life was to become a powerful ruler at that time.

Quran 8:41: “And know that anything you obtain of war booty - then indeed, for Allah is one fifth of it and for the Messenger…”

What does God need with the stolen goods of war victims? Is it really necessary to kill everyone, taking their things and livelihoods whilst subjugating their women and children to slavery? Could one not win a war and leave the women and children and innocent men to rebuild their lives from that point on?  

This is how Palestinians (Foreign invaders in Hebrew) conquered and destroyed the Mount Temple, proceeding to build the Al-Aqsa mosque all those centuries ago on the very same site. The Jews were thrown out of their own holy land because Muhammad claimed to visit the place on a flying donkey, yet he nor God was interested in leading the Muslims to there during the 13 years that Jerusalem was the Kiblah (direction of prayer for the Muslims). 

Muhammad knew he would get thrown out of Jerusalem had he marched there with a false prophecy. Instead he migrated to Yathrib (now Medina), where he remained till he was killed in the year 632 AD. If he was a prophet of a GOD, this god would know where he intended his house to be, and would have led his people there. He would not have changed  his mind half way through, appointing the Kabah (Mekkah) as his house half way through his revelation. I would like to think that a God was indeed a divine being capable of sticking to his decisions.

War is never a solution for humanity. It should be the last resort. For a God to make war, his first choice, makes him less of a god who values the life that he himself created and more like an angry totalitarian dictator whose ego was bruised when his claims were rejected.

Executing somebody for refusing to believe something, in this case; Islam is as good as handing over an exam paper to a student whilst the invigilator stands over the shoulder watching until the student makes his first mistake. Instead of allowing the student to complete the exam, the student is immediately failed disregarding all the correct answers he had until then, and all the correct answers he would have written had he been allowed to complete the exam. 

This is what killing somebody who disbelieves is. It is cutting short a person's life when he got one thing wrong (only according to dipshit god), and didn't actually go against any moral standing. Shouldn't a god, just allow him to complete his entire life and judge him when he completes it? What if God forbids LOL, he reverts back to being Muslim, somewhere down the line? What a waste of human life it was to behead him. 

I’ll end this with the words of Aisha (the unfortunate wife of Muhammad)

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم الحمد لله وحده و الصلاة و السلام على من لا نبي بعده و على آله و أصحابه أجمعين

“I see that your Lord hastens to confirm your desires.” 

`Aisha said, 'I have not seen any woman suffering as much as the believing women. 

Reference
 : Sahih al-Bukhari 5825
In-book reference
 : Book 77, Hadith 42
USC-MSA web (English) reference
 : Vol. 7, Book 72, Hadith 715
  (Deprecated numbering scheme)


Saturday, August 12, 2017

Muslim Apologists - 10 excuses for a death cult


1 - "ISIL is not Islam". Islam is a peaceful religion and our God has never commanded the death of infidels. .

2. Saudi Arabia is NOT the true face Of Islam either! (Never mind that Islam started in Mecca and Medina, two Cities that are in Saudi Arabia, and that it was revealed in Arabic, a language everyone there speaks and never mind that they are the only ones who seem to practice Islam in it's true un-altered form; hey too are not Muslims, but Wahhabi. They're a bad example for Islam."

3. Afghanistan, Egypt, Iran, Iraq, Indonesia, The Maldives, Malaysia, Mauritania, Nigeria, Pakistan,
Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Sudan, UAE, and Yemen are also countries that lash, stone, and execute people for victim-less but, they too are NOT real Muslims and are following Saudi Arabia.

4 - The translations of the Quran that clearly state that Muslims are to kill and stone are ALL WRONG, TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT, OR MISTRANSLATED.
Even if they have been approved by the Saudi Shura Council for Islamic Studies or the oldest Islamic University in Syria and Turkey, they are all just wrong, because that's not what it says in Arabic.

5 - Anybody, (Muslim, Non-Muslim or Ex-Muslim) who reads and understands the Quran in the same context as the terrorists and Islamic Clerics read and understand the Quran are also NOT Muslim.
Except, it is the Muslims who take the single most quoted 'peaceful verse' out of context.
But, the peaceful verses? They mean exactly what they say and there is no specific reason for them. There is no “special context” for those verses. It is understood exactly as the person you’re talking to understands it. They had nothing to do with the fact that the peaceful verses were 'revealed' to Muhammad in Mecca when he lacked a following, and therefore would never have been able to win a fist fight, if he tried.

6 - The Muslim Terrorist from all over the world who are obviously demonstrating the verses (I am showing them) are wrong and not true Muslims.

7 - I am delusional for reading the verses literally. They are hypothetical. - The verses of violence are not commands but a record and there’s a specific reason for each verse of violence which is not relevant in today's time. So you're not supposed to model your life on the Quran? Great! Let's just edit the Quran and remove all those verses so that terrorists do not misinterpret the verses, killing innocent people in the process? No! We can't it's God's word and it's how we should live our lives!

8 - The Hadith is not verified and the sources were taken 200 years after Muhammad died. Well then why are 90% of Muslims, Sunnis then? Why not become Shi'a? The whole point of being Sunni is to believe in the Quran and the Sunnah right? Why pray or fast or perform Hajj then? All the customs are explained only in the Hadith and not in the Quran? How is it, you choose which Hadith to follow and which are supposedly "corrupt"? How would you know that the Hadith on the Hajj, Salat and Fasting are True then?

9 - Islam is a peaceful religion because most Muslims are peaceful. News Flash! 'Most' humans are peaceful!"

10. The numerous so-called peaceful Muslim parents all over the world who mercy kill their own children and other children for bringing shame  by falling in love with a non-Muslim, and the ones who refuse to be-friend Non-Muslims even if they live in Western Countries, are also NOT TRUE Muslims. 


Guess what? Considering everyone is wrong and aren't really 'Muslims but Jews', the Muslim population in the world as of now, is just 1! Just the one you're talking to!


P.s.: There are ONLY 20 MILLION Jews in the world and many of them do not live in Israel and are either atheists or agnostics. Only a small portion of this tiny population are even still for Israel as a state. With the world's population at 7.2 billion, it is highly unlikely that you will come across a Zionist everyday of your life unless you live in Israel! There is only a 0.02 Jewish presence in the world, and you think that every anti-Islamic comment you see on the net is made by a Jew?